Category: Joke Board
>A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a
>gentleman neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red
>tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your
>tomatoes so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in
>front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes
>turn red from blushing so much." Well, the woman was so impressed; she
>decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would
>work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the
>best. One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the
>way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?" No", she replied,
>"but my cucumbers are enormous!